I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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