Pregnant stripper...not hot.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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