Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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