so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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