i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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