Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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