I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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