dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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