If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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