I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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