yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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