So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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