Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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