I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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