U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I'm always down for nudity.
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