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1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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