you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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