JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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