Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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