just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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