She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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