is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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