"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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