it was like his penis was on wheels.
it's like iHOP with fire
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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