It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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