I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
