he looks like a really good dad on facebook
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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