Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
