would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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