Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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