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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund

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(513): View more from Ohio

wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?

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how could i say no?

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(509): View more from Washington

My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.

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(631): View more from New York

Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied

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