If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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