1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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