ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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