We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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