Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
