when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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