I wannas sexs uuuuu
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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