is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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