Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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