The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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