I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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