Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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