i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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