I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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