around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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