We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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