Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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