You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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