Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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