She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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