Me too!
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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