Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
try to milk me bitch
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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