sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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