on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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