omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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